omegle.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'M A VAMPIRE BELLA.
You: I'M THE FRIGGIN' BAD GUY.
You: GET THAT INTO YOUR HEAD FOR CHRISSAKE!
You: I'M TOO DANGEROUS.
You: so... we still on for the date on friday?
Stranger: k
You: BUT I'M TOO DANGEROUS!
You: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
Stranger: wait why am i bella???
You: ?!?!?!
You: BELLA I COULD REACH OUT TO STROKE YOUR FACE AND CRUSH YOUR SKULL THAT'S HOW FRIGGIN' DANGEROUS I AM STAY AWAY FROM ME OTHERWISE I WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: ughh twilight has ruined a generation

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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This is what my life has become. I'm home now! Yay!


--Merani out.